Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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