that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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