Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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