I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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