Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
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You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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