I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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