why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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