Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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