if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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