Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Holy shit dude........stairs
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
