Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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