I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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