I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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