I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Randomize