so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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