Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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