she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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