the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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