if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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