Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
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I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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