she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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