Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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