Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
no, he came in my armpit
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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