Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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