This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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