you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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