worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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