i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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