This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I have aggressive nipples.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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