if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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