The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
You have to summon your inner elephant
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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