My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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