dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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Terrible idea I love it
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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