she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
if i died would you start the facebook group?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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