I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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