dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
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so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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