I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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