So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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