Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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