hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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