if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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