Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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