I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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