Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize