you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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