I'm drive I can fine osifer
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
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So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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