But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
now i know why i became what i already was.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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