just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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