Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
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I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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