You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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