I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
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