the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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