Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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