I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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