the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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