I think i peed on brittanys purse
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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