areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
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I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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